Sunday, March 23, 2008

Daily News

Nick: A lot happened today, some of it good, most of it bad. Mister Potatohead was implicated as head of an Al-Qaeda cell, apparently. My backhand approach continues to pop up like a popcorn kernel on the surface of the sun. Lou still owns my ass on Guitar Hero 3. I still live in a moderately Hispanic shit district when I should live in a hopeless, dysfunctional black one. I watched The Corner, which was, by the way, heartbreaking and brilliant, and felt like a middle-class tumor. I still don't understand Peter Gabriel, but fuck it. I still enjoy debting, not because I want anything or like to spend money, but just because being a financial delinquent is the only viable protest I can think of in this retarded post-puritan culture of criminal accountants and douchebag CEOs. I still love my rabbits, admire Rafael Nadal (even though an upstart Serbian beat him in straight sets today at Indian Wells), and congratulate everyone who tasks Roger Federer (Mardy Fish? 6-3 6-2?? What the fuck??) I still like the stars. I still don't want to die.

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